KFC WRAP

Pullin in at Fleet and there’s a commotion, Thinkin about the latest KFC promotion
Halfway up the road you convinced each other, “we’d better eat, we might not get another…
…Chance, cos this is Fleet destiny, chicken roulette with the secret recipe
What’ll it be? rib, keel or thigh, says the colonel unzipping his fly
Open wide and suck the rib gack, as if you’ve gobbled his c**k and his ball sack

I’m talking finger lickin from KFC
Sanders on the mike like a clucking MC
It’s something on which we can all agree
Mines a two piece…no make it three

Keel, keel, we all gotta kneel, not General Zod but the Colonel of the
piece meal Guv'nor of the henhouse, sultan of fowl,
Sanders the boss with a clean-up towel
Loaded, 2-piece, zinger tower fillet,
jus standin at the counter brings out a cold sweat
I'm standing steady though no deviatin',
I'll take a 2-piece and yeah I'll fucking eat in

I’m talking finger lickin from KFC
Sanders on the mike like a clucking MC
It’s something on which we can all agree
Mines a two piece…no make it three
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Yeah! See the 17m sign and you start to feel better, you been waitin
all that time for those three sweet letters,it's Fleet you been there,
you seen it you done it.
But it's tradition, you in there, you can't help but gun it.

I’m talking finger lickin from KFC
Sanders on the mike like a clucking MC
It’s something on which we can all agree
Mines a two piece…no make it three

Maintenance goin down on the northbound outlet,
so you bound acrossthe flyover with sweaty palms bout to get
 A two piece, the Korean girl she happy to help you,
she halfway through baggin and your cut choice
you yelp too, A rib, a wing, you know you want that gack, no
drumstick, no keel even, no drink that's wack
Sayin take away cos the shame it surfaces.
Fucked by the colonel - Southbound Fleet Services.

I’m talking finger lickin from KFC
Sanders on the mike like a clucking MC
It’s something on which we can all agree
Mines a two piece…no make it three

Exmouth, the birthplace, its where it began, back of the Talbot, shared with the fam.
Farringdon, the counter, Jon pops his beige collar, orders fillet just to hear Meera holler.
Stoke Newington thats my joint for sho, when ma boy wanted crushems he was there at the door.
York we ain't eatin no lame chicken korma, My man Y Hill puts his kill in the warmer.
My bro and my boy they both seen me cheat, with a Dixys a Cottage but a two piece at Fleet Was my joint cos i knew I was onto a winner Message alert - its a two piece dinner.

I’m talking finger lickin from KFC
Sanders on the mike like a clucking MC
It’s something on which we can all agree
Mines a two piece…no make it three

Two piece (chosen) rib and wing,
Pulled in at Fleet, perfect timing
I step out and step up to the counter
I ain’t here for no quarter pounder
You can keep yer burgers, buns and tings
And you can stick yer tacos, kebabs and hot wings

I’m talking finger lickin from KFC
Sanders on the mike like a clucking MC
It’s something on which we can all agree
Mines a two piece…no make it three

So I’m standin there with my man Y. Hill
Meera’s hands hoverin above the till
He can’t decide, It’s takin him ages
I think of the chickens cooped in the their cages
I look at Sanders the Chicken Czar
As my man buys a burger wrapstar

I’m talking finger lickin from KFC
Sanders on the mike like a clucking MC
It’s something on which we all agree
Mines a two piece…no make it three
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Meridian 2014

 Yes Helen House, Fizzy Wizzy Retail Park, Foreskin Terrace, Exacter, Debum.           12^th – 5^th Octember 2014

Last year Meridian ran Meridian 2013, this year in 2014, we are back with Meridian 2014, following one from last year’s runaway success story. Meridian defies categorisation making it the largest non-category gathering in the corporate calendar and this year, we’ve a packed programme of razors edge tips, seminars and talks, all designed to be constructed for the purpose intended for you.

Meridian – The line is crossed, look at it carefully and progress forward.

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Agendatinery –

9.00 am – Meat and Greet – Cold cuts and tepid tea in the Excelsior Lounge (left at reception past the ball pit)

9.45 am Doodling in Meetings with Jez ‘Zany’ Timmings

9.46 am Laptop or Lapdog? – Defending your company from satire with  Larry Titz

10.30 Lunch

11.45 Up Yours Homo? Handling gay abandon in the office with Keith Cunt

12.00 Lunch

12.43 Afternoon session – ‘Following on from the Morning’, with Lesley Guff

1.00 Workspace breakout session, (Workspace provided, please bring session and breakout)

2.00 Yes or No, Question or Answer? The Choice, with Paul Shit

2.15 ‘Savagely Incomprehensible Waste’ – An alternative look at global business with Jed Yatton

3.00 Inter Gesturational Linguistic Data Sorting – Can we communicate at all? With Jan Dickwad

3.00 ‘Fuck off Lounge’ relaxation session with Kim Natterfuck

3.00 Coffee

4.30 Tea and Close